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Monday, July 30, 2012

50 Classic Wardrobe Malfunctions (Female Athlete Edition)

50. USC Song Girl oops 

usc song girls upskirt

Looks like someone grabbed the wrong pair of underwear out of the drawer that morning.

49. Arantxa Rus wears short skirts 

 

arantxa rus tennis upskirt

Perhaps Arantxa Rus thought her skirt provided more coverage than it actually did.

 

48. Lingerie Football League tackle 

 

lingerie football league wardrobe malfunction

What? A wardrobe malfunction from in the Lingerie Football League? I didn’t see that coming. (PS, there are more of these.)

47. Water Polo Boob, Part I 

 

water polo nip slip 1

This is easily the least sexy wardrobe malfunction on the list. Bad news for you at this very moments, but good news for you going forward.

46. Wrestler de-pantsed 

 

wrestling thong

This one looks a little intentional to us, but we’ll go ahead and call it a “malfunction” anyway.

45. Kerri Walsh gets some exposure

 

beach volleyball wardrobe malfunction butt crack

Her partner Misty May Treanor may be one of the world’s most googled female athletes, but it’s Kerri Walsh he cracks our list of 50 classic wardrobe malfunctions. Congrats, Kerri.

44. Water Polo Superwedgie 

 

water polo wedgie

I take back what I said about #47. This may be the least sexy malfunction. Sorry to have misled you. But from here on out we’re in the clear.

43. Venus Williams' nude underwear

 

Venus Williams

Venus doesn’t really expose that much skin here, but the form-fitting nude colored undies create the illusion. And since seeing is believing, yes, this is technically a wardrobe malfunction.


42. Gymnast Underwear, Part I 

 

gymnast thong exposed

Usually, gymnasts want to keep their underwear inside their leotards, don’t they?

41. Cheerleader thong 

 

cheerleader thong

To be honest, it looks like this is exactly how these cheerleader uniforms are supposed to look. But let’s just pretend it’s an accident, because that’s more fun.

40. Water Polo Boob, Part II 

 

water polo nip slip

When you’re wearing such tight swimsuits and using your arms this much, boobs are bound to pop out.

39. Running Boob, Part I

 

runner nip slip wardrobe malfunction

You would think a runner would be wearing a sports bra. But no.

38. Beach Volleyball butt crack 

 

beach volleyball butt crack

It can be hard to tell when you have a wardrobe malfunction in this sport, since the uniforms are so skimpy to begin with. But if you can see tan lines, that’s a good sign you’ve got a malfunction.

37. Gymnast Underwear, Part II 

 

gymnast thong

Hey, look. More gymnastics underwear. Neat.

36. Forgetful Venus 

 

venus no underwear

As Venus Williams was leaving the hotel that morning, she had this strange feeling she had forgotten something important.

35. Trapeze artists, sans pants 

 

trapeze thong

I’ve got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that your pants are falling down, and everyone can see your underwear. The worse news is that I’m about to drop you to your death.

34. Quick-thinking LFL player

 

lingerie football boob slip

I bet Lingerie Football League teams spend a lot of time practicing the quick boob-cover-up.

33. Stephanie Pratt loses her top 

 

 stephanie pratt beach volleyball bikini wardrobe malfunction

I don’t recommend learning who Stephanie Pratt is. But she’s cute, and she lost her top playing beach ball volleyball. (That’s a sport, right?)

32. WWE bodyslam boobs 

 

wrestling nip slip wardrobe malfunction

When you wear a teddy and jump in the wring to wrestle somebody, this is almost inevitable.

31. Costume shift 

 

figure skater nip slip 3

In retrospect, they probably should have taped this thing down. But I think we’re all glad they didn’t.

30. Serena's Atomic Wedgie 

 


serena-williams-tennis-upskirt

Kanye’s psychic told him “the one” would have an ass like Serna. This is what that will look like.

29. Self-inflicted Veggie 

 

gymnast exposure

Gymnasts practice like 60 hours a week and tend to be pretty hard on themselves. But I didn’t know they were this hard on themselves.

28. Another LFL tackle gone right

 

lingerie football league wardrobe malfunction 5

If you pull their underwear down around their ankles, they can’t run. It’s a pretty solid strategy.

27. Beach volleyball nipple 

 

beach volleyball nip slip

You rarely see this sort of thing from the pros, but I imagine it’s pretty common among amateurs.

26. Venus Williams...again?

 

venus williams wardrobe malfunction

Man, Venus just has one wardrobe malfunction after another. This time, it’s the spaghetti strap on his camisole—er, I mean, her “shirt.”

25. WWE boob slip 

 

wrestler wardrobe malfunction wwe

Yet another wardrobe malfunction from the world of pro wrestling. In fairness, it’s hard to reign in those giant fake boobs.

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