24. Running Boob, Part II
Seriously? Another runner not wearing a sports bra in a loose-fitting shirt? I guess the Cote d’Ivoire Olympic Committee is pretty strapped for cash.
23. Swimsuit butt split
Not only was this embarrassing, it also created a lot of drag which caused her to lose the race. Bummer. (Get it?)
22. Cheerleader nipple sighting
I guess the costume designer didn’t have smaller breasted women in mind when they came up with these tops. Oh well.
21. LFL QB shows serious composure v
A rushing defender pulls her bra down and exposes her boob, but she is able to cover up and still make the throw? Tebow can barely throw a spiral when nobody’s on him.
20. Amateur beach volleyball bikini slippage
Large breasts + small bikini top + beach volleyball = great day at the beach.
19. Tennis malfucntion
With this one, we couldn’t tell if it was a full-blown wardrobe malfunction. But we erred on the side of caution.
18. Women's Water Polo: WMs waiting to happen
Yet another water polo player’s boob exposed. You think they could do something to correct this “problem,” no?
17. Gabriela Sabatini: bra-less wonder
Remember Gabby Sabatini, the sexy Argentine tennis player? She didn’t like wearing bras, for some reason. But hey, it worked for her. She won the US Open in 1990.
16. Xena, Warrior Exhibitionist
Back in 1997, Lucy Lawless (aka Xena, Warrior Princess) performed the national anthem at a game between the Mighty Ducks and Red Wings in Anaheim…and this happened.Yeah, she’s not an athlete, but it happened at a sporting event, so it counts.
15. Another LFL malfunction
I’m starting the think the LFL doesn’t really care of the players’ boobs fall out.
14. Bobsled butt
That’s embarrassing. And, I imagine, cold.
13. Team Camel Toe
Whoever fitted these ladies for their uniforms must have flunked out of seamstress school.
12. Figure skating malfunction
Do the judges deduct points for this sort of thing?
11. Crotch Close-Up
Yeah, the camera man zoomed right up in there to capture this wardrobe slippage. Oops.
10. Olympic diver shows the goods
This was an attempt to bribe the judges. Sadly, only judge #6 liked what he (or she) saw.
9. Lingerie
Man, nipples are the LFL’s bread and butter.
8. Non-Malfunctioning Wardrobe Malfunction
By the title of this one, I mean to imply that it’s not the wardrobe’s fault this woman’s breast is exposed. That’s a huge rack that just about any shirt would have trouble containing.
7. Personal Foul
This move has to be illegal in water polo, right? Then again, I’m not quite sure if the look on that woman’s face is agony or ecstasy.
6. Pamela David is huge fan
Argentine actress and model Pamela David is a big supported of the national soccer team. Obviously.
5. Skater's strap gives out
You would think that, if all there was between your naked breast and the world was a little piece of plastic string, you might wear pasties underneath your costume…just in case.
4. Excited Brazil fan
Brazilian girls love the beautiful game, that’s for sure.
3. How does this happen?
Does Greece have an official nude women’s water polo team? Or is was this woman the victim of the most malfunctioning sports wardrobe ever?
2. Halter top catastrophe
This never happens when I go to the football game.
1. WWE Diva Melina Perez...gone wild
I’m not sure what the hell (former) Diva Melina Perez was thinking here. Surely she realized that going commando in that skirt would leave her a little exposed. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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